PUNA NONI FOR PRESIDENT!

Representatives from both the Romney and Obama campaigns have begged for our endorsement. But NoniConnection is not political and endorses no candidate. We adhere to the principles outlined in the U.S. Constitution and The Declaration of Independence. The solemnity, wisdom, and clarity of thought that went into the drafting of these great manifestos of individual liberty and personal responsibility strongly suggest that our Founding Fathers drank Noni juice on a daily basis. The upcoming election is critically important to the future of this great nation. Instead of trying to influence your vote, we simply ask you to drink lots of Noni juice between now and Election Day to increase your powers of thinking and perception.

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One thought on “PUNA NONI FOR PRESIDENT!

  1. Today, I went to the beach front with my children.

    I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and
    said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and
    screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it
    pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
    LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to
    tell someone!

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