To the pundits and those who listen to them, I have the answer. To liberals and conservatives who don’t see eye to eye, and to our leaders in Washington on both sides of the aisle, I have the answer.
Rather, Noni juice has the answer. More accurately, Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni Juice IS the answer.
The Diagnosis: Too much toxicity flowing in the body politic. The debate has thus become constipated, and public discourse cannot be processed and flow smoothly.
The Cure: Drink ONE OUNCE of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice daily for the clarity and vision necessary to properly guide our ship of state.
Suggested Use For Members of Congress: For the sake of our country and for future generations who are depending on you to make the right decisions, take one ounce of Noni juice every day, before every committee meeting, and twice each day during the regular legislative session.
I call upon my fellow Americans to send a bottle of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice to your congressional delegation. Urge them to partake of the aloha spirit, and refresh their minds and bodies.
Do your patriotic duty, and order your bottle of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice today.
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless America!