Mahalo, Brave Veterans

To all our brave men and women in uniform, we here at Noni Connection would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt Mahalo nui loa (Thank you so very much) for all of the sacrifices you make to defend our American way of life and the freedoms which we all enjoy as Americans. On this Memorial Day 2012 let us not only remember those brave soldiers, sailors, and airmen who made the ultimate sacrifice, but also the families who continue to carry on at home in the absence of their loved ones.

Brett Kimberlin Needs To Drink Noni Juice

It has come to my attention that there is a very disturbed person out there who desperately needs to drink some Noni juice. You can read the extraordinary and frightening story of Brett Kimberlin at TheBlaze.com Because NoniConnection is a public spirited company, we are willing to ship a bottle of 100% Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice to Brett Kimberlin absolutely FREE OF CHARGE. Brett Kimberlin doesn’t even have to agree to stop his dangerous and harmful activities (although he should). All he has to do is call or email us to take advantage of this special offer. Because Noni juice is such a wonderful herbal medicine, we are confident that simply by regularly drinking Noni juice, there is a better than good chance that he will have a radical change of heart and become the person he was truly meant to be.

Noni For Prez

To the pundits and those who listen to them, I have the answer. To liberals and conservatives who don’t see eye to eye, and to our leaders in Washington on both sides of the aisle, I have the answer.

Rather, Noni juice has the answer. More accurately, Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni Juice IS the answer.

The Diagnosis: Too much toxicity flowing in the body politic. The debate has thus become constipated, and public discourse cannot be processed and flow smoothly.

The Cure: Drink ONE OUNCE of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice daily for the clarity and vision necessary to properly guide our ship of state.

Suggested Use For Members of Congress: For the sake of our country and for future generations who are depending on you to make the right decisions, take one ounce of Noni juice every day, before every committee meeting, and twice each day during the regular legislative session.

I call upon my fellow Americans to send a bottle of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice to your congressional delegation. Urge them to partake of the aloha spirit, and refresh their minds and bodies.

Do your patriotic duty, and order your bottle of Pure Hawaiian Puna Noni juice today.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless America!

President’s Day?

Monday is President’s Day. But don’t be fooled.

The day actually commemorates the birthday of George Washington, the father of our country. As commander of the Continental Army, Washington led the vastly outnumbered American colonials to victory in the Revolutionary War against the British, winning this country her independence.

Almost universally trusted and revered, Washington was instrumental in bringing about the Constitutional Convention. Indeed, it was his participation that gave the document the weight and credibility it may otherwise have lacked.

He is the only general in history to willingly relinquish power to civilian authority. His peaceful transfer of the presidency to John Adams in 1797 inaugurated one of America’s greatest democratic traditions.

In my youth, the story of George Washington and the cherry tree could be recited by virtually every child in America. Sadly, I doubt whether the story is taught to schoolchildren today.

If George Washington had been born in Hawaii, his name would have been Keoki. The tree he chopped down would have been a Noni tree. He would have been friends with our own King Kamehameha the Great. And he would have embodied and been a shining example of the aloha spirit which sets this island paradise apart from all others.

2012 The Year of the Dragon

What a terrific symbol for the upcoming year! Some say the dragon is a mythological creature, the stuff of legends. Whether or not dragons exist is completely irrelevant. The heart of the matter, the crux of the issue, the summum bonum if you will, are the utterly amazing and unique characteristics that the dragon brings to the table.

The dragon symbolizes strength and ambition. Dragons are fiercely independent, and will bitterly resist any form of tyranny or subjugation. Dragons thrive and are most happy when left alone to succeed or fail on their own merits. Dragons are highly motivated, unafraid of challenges, and willing to take risks. Oddly enough, dragons are deeply passionate, yet tender. Unfortunately, dragons tend to do things in grand fashion, which often leaves them exhausted and occasionally, unfulfilled.

Dragons have a strong hero complex; they love being called upon to help others, and to be perceived as a rescuer. But they are loathe to ask for help. This pridefulness is sometimes problematic, as it is often misunderstood as conceit or aggression. There are those who find themselves attracted to dragons, but for unhealthy reasons. And there are those who attempt to befriend dragons for their own selfish purposes. In any type of interaction with a dragon, one’s own character flaws become quickly and painfully apparent. It is mainly for this reason that dragons find it difficult to build healthy relationships with other individuals. And why most dragons live alone.

What does all of this stuff about dragons have to do with noni juice?

Not a damn thing!

I just think dragons are way cool.

Giving Thanks on Thanksgiving

No matter what our individual situation, each of us has at least a few things to be grateful for. For even in these dire times of an uncertain global economy, high unemployment, and partisan stagnation in Washington we are thankful that we can always find support and solace in our family and friends. As a people, we are thankful to reside in this, the greatest country on Earth. And finally, we are grateful for the great sacrifices made in our name by our brave men and women in uniform, many of whom are spending this holiday season far from home.

With these thoughts in mind, we here at NoniConnection wish everyone of you a Happy and Joyous Thanksgiving!

Noni vs the Effects of Aging & Physical Labor

As our company continues to grow, we find we also need more space with which to conduct our operations. And as the designated menial laborer of the Noni family business I am the one called upon to do the grunt work. But I’m not complaining. Actually, it’s a welcome change from staring at a computer screen all day. I’ve always enjoyed working with my hands and building things. I was the one who built our house back in 1987 and the original NoniConnection kitchen facility and tiny adjacent office in early 2004. A few months ago I completed construction of a new cold storage room, and a separate room to house our $20,000 capsule filling machine. This month I will begin expanding our office so that it can accommodate more than one person who has to move their chair in order for the door to swing open. As I said, for me this type of work is a labor of love. The problem is that my body has gotten older and less cooperative. After a day of driving 16-penny nails into rough framing timber, I find it harder to roll out of bed the next morning. I know this is mostly due to my age and expanding waistline. But recently my toes and calves have begun to cramp during the night. It’s so painful sometimes I have to get out of bed and walk it off. Then I have trouble falling back asleep. I’ve been accustomed to taking my daily dosage of Noni juice in the mornings. But my lovely wife Terry suggested that I try drinking a few ounces of Noni before going to bed. Well, I tried it, and it’s a miracle! No more cramping muscles during the night. You know, I’d ask her to marry me again in a heartbeat if I thought the magic would work a second time. But I’m not a gambling man, and I suppose some thoughts are simply better left unspoken.

Preserving Traditions

Most of you may know something about Noni. Maybe you or someone in your family has been using it. You’ve either experienced for yourself the wonderful health benefits of Noni, or else seen how this wonderful fruit has helped a friend or loved one.

Personally, I have known about Noni since I was a child, when my grandmother Puna would make us drink Noni juice whenever we got sick, or if we even looked like we might be coming down with something. Truth be told, I hated the stuff! Friends of mine would sometimes fake sickness to avoid going to school. Not me! Nothing I had to endure in school was worse than having to drink Noni!

My grandmother Puna died in 1985, and I still miss her. Ironically, with nobody to force it down my throat, I drink Noni juice each and every day. The bittersweet taste reminds me of her. Today, my whole family takes Noni, even Samba, my 4-year old grandson. I make him drink it whenever he gets sick, or if he even looks like he’s coming down with something.

Malama pono,

Jim Titcomb